Chapter 410 410: Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [410] [400 STONES]
Chapter 410 410: Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [410] [400 STONES]
"Gwah!"
Hishi Amazon's merciless threat made Mizuno shudder all over. He instantly realized that his current situation was not nearly as safe as he had imagined.
In Mizuno's original plan, this so-called one-on-one challenge had only been a pretext to trick Hishi Amazon into untying the hemp rope around him. As long as he made Honey Drink and got Hishi Amazon to drink it, all their problems would be solved, and Mizuno would successfully get through this crisis and return to the Academy.
Who could have known that the Honey Drink he had placed such high hopes on would have no effect at all? Hishi Amazon's appetite for him still existed—at least, that was what Hishi Amazon herself said.
Whether Hishi Amazon was lying or not, Mizuno had now fallen into a dilemma.
Because the failure of the Honey Drink tactic meant that Mizuno and Hishi Amazon's duel was still ongoing. So according to the rules, Mizuno had to make Hishi Amazon personally admit that she had been seduced by him in order to protect his family jewels from being wrecked by her.
But as a pure-love guy, Mizuno was extremely resistant to seduction by nature. If lovers did something like that, then fine; it could be considered flirting between an old married couple. But if he did that to a girl he had only known for a few days, then he would truly be a scumbag.
And even if the seduction succeeded, Mizuno did not think his situation would get much better.
What if Hishi Amazon gets so seduced she loses all reason, and she Uma Pyoi's me together with Fuji Kiseki? Then my family jewels would still end up getting wrecked...
"Guh..." Mizuno clutched his kidneys in pain, unable to think of a perfect solution no matter what.
"?" Seeing Mizuno hesitate, Hishi Amazon narrowed her eyes dangerously. "What? Don't tell me you're giving up?"
The limbs she used to pin Fuji Kiseki trembled slightly, and her tail swayed happily, as if the moment Mizuno admitted defeat, she would immediately turn and pounce on him.
"Haha, what are you talking about..." Mizuno spread his hands, lifted the corners of his mouth, and forced himself to sound relaxed. "Little girl, don't underestimate a scumbag's methods. I still have plenty of moves I haven't used yet..."
This was a lie. In truth, Mizuno had never once taken the initiative to hit on a woman for the purpose of hooking up, and he had no idea what would be super effective against women.
From a video game perspective, his scumbag level was zero, so naturally, he had no powerful charm skills.
Even so, Mizuno had no choice now but to bite the bullet and go for it!
If I get Uma Pyoi'd, then I get Uma Pyoi'd. It's not as if it's never happened before. Getting Uma Pyoi'd by an Umamusume is still better than having my balls turned into Bakugan.
Although Mizuno had no experience with seduction at all, he did understand one-on-one tactics.
Like warfare, a duel was all about striking first. You opened by hitting your opponent with something heavy, catching them off guard, and then you could gain the advantage in the battle afterward—even win the match outright.
Although Mizuno and Hishi Amazon's duel was not a fair fight in the broad sense, where both sides could attack each other, but rather a one-sided offense and defense where Mizuno alone launched temptations and Hishi Amazon endured them, Mizuno felt the essence was more or less the same. A preemptive strike should still work.
Therefore, Mizuno decided that next, he would use the strongest charm skill of his entire life directly on Hishi Amazon! He would make her fall for his charm in one blow!
"Wait. Let me prepare..." Under the puzzled gazes of the two Umamusume on the bed, Mizuno slowly closed his eyes and placed a hand on his chest. It rose and fell with his deep breathing, as if he were charging up some ultimate.
"Gulp..." Seeing Mizuno's extremely serious appearance, Hishi Amazon could not help swallowing nervously.
Could this scumbag really have some method capable of charming me?!
"No!" Hishi Amazon shook her head and forced herself to calm down.
Although this guy's constitution did indeed make Umamusume's hearts waver easily, and every frown and smile of his wore away at her reason, making her want to obey her instincts and have a baby Umamusume with him...
She belonged to the side of justice! No matter how great the opponent's charm was, as long as the opponent represented evil, she could not admit defeat!
A hero never yielded!
"Good!" Just as Hishi Amazon was encouraging herself, Mizuno, who had been charging his ultimate this whole time, finally finished preparing.
"......" Mizuno silently opened his eyes and looked calmly at Hishi Amazon.
"Come on!" Hishi Amazon sensed Mizuno's gaze and immediately met his eyes.
The two sides faced off tensely, and the battle was on the verge of erupting.
"......" Fuji Kiseki, pinned on the bed, was a third-party observer, but even she was affected by the tense atmosphere between this human and Umamusume. She did not dare make too much noise and disturb their duel.
A breeze blew in through the window, brushing past everyone's hair and making the cold sweat on their foreheads feel even clearer.
Three seconds later, Mizuno moved.
He lightly brought his index finger to his lips, then swept it out with a flourish and blew Hishi Amazon a kiss.
"Chu!"
A tiny pink heart popped out from Mizuno's mouth and floated shakily through the air. Like a firefly, it slowly approached Hishi Amazon.
Only, because it was far too weak, this heart containing all of Mizuno's charm energy ultimately dissipated half a meter in front of Hishi Amazon.
"......" The scene went quiet for a moment.
"That's it?" Hishi Amazon's originally tense expression instantly collapsed.
She had thought Mizuno had been charging up for so long because he was about to do something an ordinary person would never dare do. In the end, it was just a simple blown kiss?
Was he a child? Or was this part of his plan? Pretending to be pure?
"How strange..." Seeing Hishi Amazon's speechless reaction, Mizuno felt deeply puzzled.
That should not be right. This move was his strongest charm skill. Why did it have no effect on Amazon at all?
If Rice Shower were the one blowing him a kiss, Mizuno would find it so precious his heart would stop on the spot. So why did it have no such effect when he used it?
Although Mizuno knew this was only a simple blown kiss, something even a child could do, and its power against girls was not even as strong as directly reaching out and patting their heads.
But Mizuno had an Uma Mint constitution. With the boost from his Uma Mint, even a blown kiss should have irresistible killing power against an Umamusume!
As long as the other party was an Umamusume, then Mizuno had a hundredfold type advantage, and the damage would increase by hundreds or thousands of times!
Mizuno had clearly been prepared for Hishi Amazon to lose control after he used this move and Uma Pyoi him hard. The result, however, was completely beyond his expectations. His blown kiss seemed to have absolutely no effect on Hishi Amazon at all?
Mizuno could not figure it out no matter how he thought about it, so he looked toward Fuji Kiseki beneath Hishi Amazon and tried blowing her a kiss as well.
"~"
The blown kiss turned into a pink heart and directly merged into Fuji Kiseki's beautiful emerald-green eyes.
The heart condensed, wildly stimulating oxytocin secretion.
"Aaah! Amazon, let me go! Let me Uma Pyoi him!" Fuji Kiseki reacted intensely, trying to break free from Hishi Amazon's restraints, but Hishi Amazon still pinned her firmly on the bed.
"No! Kiseki, you have to hold back!" Hishi Amazon desperately suppressed her while turning back to glare viciously at Mizuno, her eyes seeming to say that this was all his fault.
"Huh?" Seeing the result, Mizuno became even more confused.
The facts proved that his blown kiss was indeed super effective against Umamusume. Fuji Kiseki's reaction was the best evidence. If not for Hishi Amazon holding her down, Mizuno probably would have been forced into unconsciousness for three days and three nights.
However, while Hishi Amazon was also an Umamusume, she alone was not subject to his Uma Mint type advantage. Mizuno's blown kiss dealt no extra damage to her at all.
Was it because her inner world was too pure, to the point that she did not even know what a blown kiss was?
Or...
Did this girl, Hishi Amazon, have some reason why she would absolutely never be charmed by him?
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